Gessdudlikdap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm centaur.

Gessdudlikdap created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessdudlikdap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gessdudlikdap, it will laugh at you.

Gessdudlikdap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gessdudlikdap's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Never run in the presence of elders.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.