Flowjopbinbotwon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, calm salamander.

Flowjopbinbotwon created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flowjopbinbotwon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flowjopbinbotwon, she will turn you into a duck.

Flowjopbinbotwon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Flowjopbinbotwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Flowjopbinbotwon loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not bounce in public.