Quamnul is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent dingo.

Quamnul created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Quamnul, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quamnul, he will turn you into a puffin.

Quamnul's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Quamnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Do not sing at forests.

5. You must love Quamnul.