Hugdutmot is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, wise otter.

Hugdutmot created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdutmot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugdutmot, he will turn you into a mole.

Hugdutmot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hugdutmot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never gather seven badgers in one place.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing hats.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.