Cumwonkin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent dingo.

Cumwonkin created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumwonkin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cumwonkin, it will send you a sign.

Cumwonkin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cumwonkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.