Kongemfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart guinea pig.

Kongemfarn created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Kongemfarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kongemfarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kongemfarn's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kongemfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing mauve shirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Worship no other gods but Kongemfarn.