Wigpadstippang is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, passionate naga.

Wigpadstippang created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigpadstippang, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigpadstippang, it will cry a lot.

Wigpadstippang's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wigpadstippang's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching aluminium.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never stain your hands with mauve.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.