Hubsanflysinyarparpfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty fish.

Hubsanflysinyarparpfeb created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsanflysinyarparpfeb, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hubsanflysinyarparpfeb, it will strike you with lightening.

Hubsanflysinyarparpfeb's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Hubsanflysinyarparpfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

5. Never gather five dogs in one place.