Tagwegwab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent parrot.

Tagwegwab created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagwegwab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagwegwab, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tagwegwab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tagwegwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tagwegwab on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.

5. Never bounce in spring.