Quamcapvoglap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful pigeon.

Quamcapvoglap created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamcapvoglap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quamcapvoglap, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quamcapvoglap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quamcapvoglap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Quamcapvoglap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear black scarves.

5. Never approach forests carrying bone.