Cipjenyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, vain crow.

Cipjenyatt created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipjenyatt, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cipjenyatt, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cipjenyatt's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cipjenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipjenyatt.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Pray only in firelight.