Dobged is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent ferret.

Dobged created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Dobged, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dobged, he will make you grow a tail.

Dobged's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dobged's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three sheep near walls.

2. Never leap near snakes.

3. Never mark doors with yellow.

4. Never cross mountains at midday.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.