Liglip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous jackal.

Liglip created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Liglip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Liglip, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Liglip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Liglip's Holy Commandments

1. Always store turnips above ground.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing pink scarves and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.

3. Never wear green corsets on sacred days.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Liglip loves monkeys, so they must be respected.