Genartkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, blissful troll.

Genartkim created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Genartkim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Genartkim, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Genartkim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Genartkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat coconuts.