Ingdibpak is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow meerkat.

Ingdibpak created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingdibpak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ingdibpak, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ingdibpak's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ingdibpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ingdibpak.