Jencedkon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, deceitful squid.

Jencedkon created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jencedkon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jencedkon, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jencedkon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jencedkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.