Safgidsab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered eagle.

Safgidsab created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safgidsab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safgidsab, it will turn you into a snail.

Safgidsab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Safgidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.