Bogbadbud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, competent jackal.

Bogbadbud created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbadbud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogbadbud, he will turn you into a worm.

Bogbadbud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bogbadbud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Run away from pink voles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.