Kimlikbass Bom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, passionate porpoise.

Kimlikbass Bom created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimlikbass Bom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kimlikbass Bom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kimlikbass Bom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kimlikbass Bom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Never adorn your back with brown markings.

4. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.

5. Do not prepare lentils while filled with fear.