Hittombep is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic rhinoceros.

Hittombep created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hittombep, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hittombep, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hittombep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hittombep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hittombep on top of all buildings.