Dibflabmil Logbellfed Komkomfot is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty coyote.

Dibflabmil Logbellfed Komkomfot created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibflabmil Logbellfed Komkomfot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibflabmil Logbellfed Komkomfot, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibflabmil Logbellfed Komkomfot's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dibflabmil Logbellfed Komkomfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibflabmil Logbellfed Komkomfot.

5. Respect your elders.