Bepkimveg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast snail.

Bepkimveg created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepkimveg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepkimveg, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bepkimveg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bepkimveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black dresses.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Bepkimveg loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not cook food in pots.