Catkarkon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, humane giraffe.

Catkarkon created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Catkarkon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Catkarkon, she will turn you into a slug.

Catkarkon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Catkarkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed cherries to foxes while wearing kilts.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Always remove shirts before touching silicon.