Cembadvil is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, caring hamster.

Cembadvil created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cembadvil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cembadvil, he will not care at all.

Cembadvil's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cembadvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with mice.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not place rice upon stone.

4. Never gather five dogs in one place.

5. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.