Talhoghom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate faun.

Talhoghom created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talhoghom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Talhoghom, he will not care.

Talhoghom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Talhoghom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.