Gedveenjanhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, temperamental hyena.

Gedveenjanhot created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gedveenjanhot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gedveenjanhot, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gedveenjanhot's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gedveenjanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near sharks while wearing mauve rings.

4. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.