Kip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless raven.

Kip created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kip, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare wheat while filled with fear.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kip.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Kip in the centre of the settlement.