Cedgephab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane beaver.

Cedgephab created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedgephab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedgephab, he will laugh at you.

Cedgephab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cedgephab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never feed beans to squirrels while wearing corsets.

4. Cedgephab loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.