Kikxucsit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, stupid shrew.

Kikxucsit created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikxucsit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikxucsit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kikxucsit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kikxucsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never sing in autumn.

3. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.