Vegnatvab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome hydra.

Vegnatvab created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vegnatvab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vegnatvab, he will send you a sign.

Vegnatvab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Vegnatvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

3. Do not name children after bats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.