Gembifvad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart wombat.

Gembifvad created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gembifvad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gembifvad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gembifvad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gembifvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Put Gembifvad first in all things.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never eat bark.