Bodxucwee is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful lizard.

Bodxucwee created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Bodxucwee, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodxucwee, he will manifest in front of you.

Bodxucwee's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bodxucwee's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not consume onions at dawn.

5. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.