Tipkondid Bongebsas is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered fish.

Tipkondid Bongebsas created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipkondid Bongebsas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tipkondid Bongebsas, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tipkondid Bongebsas' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tipkondid Bongebsas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not prepare bananas while filled with pride.

3. Erect three iron sculptures of Tipkondid Bongebsas on top of important buildings.

4. Do not keep seven hamsters in a large pit.

5. Do not name children after porpoises.