Liknilltail is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, flying badger.

Liknilltail created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Liknilltail, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Liknilltail, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Liknilltail's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Liknilltail's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six whales in one place.

2. Never leap in the presence of elders.

3. Do not prepare limes while wearing shoes.

4. Never eat nuts on holy days.

5. Always count to seven before sleeping.