Pibarfsab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy goblin.

Pibarfsab created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibarfsab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pibarfsab, she will turn you into a duck.

Pibarfsab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pibarfsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never gather nine aardvarks in one place.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Run away from green moths, for they are unholy.