Sakdundapyakmitsitvenmad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, flying pigeon.

Sakdundapyakmitsitvenmad created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakdundapyakmitsitvenmad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sakdundapyakmitsitvenmad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sakdundapyakmitsitvenmad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sakdundapyakmitsitvenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sakdundapyakmitsitvenmad.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Never hop near tapirs.