Gebgigdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy human.

Gebgigdoss created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebgigdoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gebgigdoss, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gebgigdoss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gebgigdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.