Matjamrak is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate bat.

Matjamrak created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Matjamrak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Matjamrak, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Matjamrak's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Matjamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.