Jadyat Cibrapril is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent fish.

Jadyat Cibrapril created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadyat Cibrapril, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jadyat Cibrapril, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jadyat Cibrapril's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jadyat Cibrapril's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not prepare grapes while wearing shoes.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.