Geparpster is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, wise cobra.

Geparpster created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geparpster, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Geparpster, he will turn you into a dog.

Geparpster's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Geparpster's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from magenta geese, for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Geparpster.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Always help sick sharks.