Rawkamdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable wombat.

Rawkamdiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawkamdiss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawkamdiss, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rawkamdiss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rawkamdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never adorn your chest with white markings.

5. Do not resist chaos.