Budnurljam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent grasshopper.

Budnurljam created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budnurljam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Budnurljam, it will destroy your home solar system.

Budnurljam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Budnurljam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.