Bengaddod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy faun.

Bengaddod created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bengaddod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bengaddod, it will turn you into a mole.

Bengaddod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bengaddod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bengaddod nine times a day.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. You must love Bengaddod.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.