Sinstikmut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy elephant.

Sinstikmut created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinstikmut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sinstikmut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sinstikmut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sinstikmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not listen to music.