Tofhigbid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty mink.

Tofhigbid created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tofhigbid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tofhigbid, she will think nothing of it.

Tofhigbid's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Tofhigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.