Fobfosswan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, wise duck.

Fobfosswan created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobfosswan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobfosswan, it will destroy your home planet.

Fobfosswan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fobfosswan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never feed coconuts to grasshopers while wearing blue skirts.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing pink kilts.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Never wear dresses.