Nelnilfen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet human.

Nelnilfen created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelnilfen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nelnilfen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nelnilfen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nelnilfen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Never adorn your back with green markings.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Retreat if three whales approach from the east.

5. Never speak at midnight.