Cadspagsan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful mouse.

Cadspagsan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadspagsan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cadspagsan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cadspagsan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cadspagsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Always maintain purity during holy days.

5. Never wear hats.