Veen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, proud hare.

Veen created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Veen, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Veen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Veen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. You must love Veen.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Always look after injured goats.