Kanjindogban is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, irritating chinchilla.

Kanjindogban created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kanjindogban, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kanjindogban, he will turn you into a rock.

Kanjindogban's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Kanjindogban's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

5. Never speak aloud of names.